Grandmother Quotes

• If nothing is going well, call your grandmother. - Italian Proverb
• "When a child is born, so are grandmothers." - Judith Levy
• "The word "good" has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot his grandmother at a range of five hundred yards, I should call him a good shot, but not necessarily a good man." -G. K. Chesterton
• "Just about the time a woman thinks her work is done, she becomes a grandmother." - Edward H. Dreschnack
• You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother - Proverb
• "We should all have one person who knows how to bless us despite the evidence; grandmother was that person to me." - Phyllis Theroux
• "My grandmother told me to be nice to everyone and always think about how you would feel if you were in their shoes. It's really good advice." - Unknown
• "My grandmother was a Jewish juggler: she used to worry about six things at once" - Richard Lewis
• "Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see just you all day and now the day was complete." - Marcy DeMaree
• "Grandmother-grandchild relationships are simple. Grandmas are short on criticism and long on love. "-Unknown
• "It is as grandmothers that our mothers come into the fullness of their grace." - Christopher Morley
• "If your baby is "beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time," you're the grandma." - Teresa Bloomingdale
• "A mother becomes a true grandmother the day she stops noticing the terrible things her children do because she is so enchanted with the wonderful things her grandchildren do." - Lois Wyse
• "Grandmas don't just say "that's nice" -they reel back and roll their eyes and throw up their hands and smile. You get your money's worth out of grandmas." - Unknown
• "Becoming a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you're just a mother. The next you are all-wise and prehistoric. " - Pam Brown
• "A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween." - Erma Bombeck
• "Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me." - Lord Chesterfield
• "Grandmothers are just "antique" little girls." - Unknown
• "Grandmothers are the people who take delight in hearing babies breathing into the telephone." - Unknown
• "It's such a grand thing to be a mother of a mother - that's why the world calls her grandmother." - Unknown
• "Becoming a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you're just a mother. The next you are all-wise and prehistoric." - Pam Brown
• "As a child I knew almost nothing, nothing beyond what I had picked up in my grandmother's house. All children, I suppose, come into the world like that, not knowing who they are." - V. S. Naipaul
• "One of the most powerful handclasps is that of a new grandbaby around the finger of a grandfather." - Joy Hargrove
• "I phoned my grandparents and my grandfather said 'We saw your movie.' 'Which one?' I said. He shouted 'Betty, what was the name of that movie I didn't like?'" - Brad Pitt