"All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my Mother," said Abraham Lincoln. Well, true, isn't it? 'Mom', 'Ma' or 'Mother' is the first word that a child speaks. The bond between a mother and a child is more precious than any other relationship in this world. She is the superwoman who remains by our side through thick and thin. Her unconditional love, dedication, and a sense of sacrifice have inspired many people to express their feelings and emotions, which further became quotes. Many quotes, ranging from cute to inspirational to funny, have been registered, celebrating motherhood and the greatness of a mother. Mother's day, about to arrive, is the time to make your mother feel special, a time to spend some fun filled moments together and rejoice with her. To add on the element of humour by reciting some funny quotes on mother's day will be great. Here are some of the funny mother's day quotes and sayings.
Funny Mother's Day Sayings
Add humour to your mother's day celebrations! Read further to find some funny mother's day quotes.
Funny Mother's Day Quotes
- "When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway." - Erma Bombeck
- "I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them." - Phyllis Diller
- "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." - Oscar Wilde
- "It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman, twenty minutes to make a fool of him." - Helen Rowland
- "There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it." - Chinese Proverb
- "The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." - Calvin Trillin
- "Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease." - Lisa Alther
- "My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn't have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay." - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
- "As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied." - Oscar Wilde
- "You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around - and why his parents will always wave back." - William D. Tammeus.
- "Mothers are all slightly insane." - J.D. Salinger
- "A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car for ever after." - Peter De Vries
- "My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance." - Tim Allen
- "If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?" - Milton Berle
- "The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing." - Kin Hubbard
- "My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it." - Buddy Hackett
- "Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own". - Aristotle
- Maternity is a matter of fact; paternity is a matter of opinion. - American Proverb
- "You're not famous until my mother has heard of you." - Jay Leno
- "I'm a mother with two small children, so I don't take as much crap as I used to." - Pamela Anderson
- "My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me fresh." - Bob Monkhouse
- "You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can't Fool Mom." - Captain Penny