Funny Mother's Day Poems

Today, in this busy world, there is very little time to share light moments of life. The daily pressures, building expectations and the rush for utmost success draws you off from spending some time together. Utilize the opportunity of Mother's Day and set it as a day away from the seriousness and somberness and enjoy to the maximum. The humorous poems will surely make you chuckle and help convey the right message as well. These mother's day poems are ideal if you want to see your mother's gorgeous smile. This will also help you have a family get together and thus strengthen the bond that you share. With the help of these songs, lit up the entire room with beautiful smiles. Bring back the days of joy and cheer which are very essential in today's hectic days. Make this mother's day special for your mother and enlighten her day that she will cherish for the rest of her life.

What If Moms…
Author: Milou
What if moms were mean and grind
And also rather unfair and unkind
Would they scream and bite and hit
Or call people numskulls, birdbrains, or nitwits
A bet that might happen, if you forget
To celebrate Mother's Day and instead play croquet!

Mommy
Author: Unknown
Mommy you are sweet
Mommy you are nice
Don't ever leave me
Cause you make the best rice!!!!

Mum Your The Best
Author: Maryam
Mum you're the best,
And I owe you the rest,
I make some mess,
And you make it less,

Mum I love you,
And so do you,
So I'll make you happy,
And you'll feel merry.

Dear Lord
Author: Unknown
Dear Lord, it's such a hectic day
With little time to stop and pray
For life's been anything but calm
Since you called on me to be a mom
Running errands, matching socks
Building dreams with building blocks
Cooking, cleaning, and finding shoes
And other stuff that children lose
Fitting lids on bottled bugs
Wiping tears and giving hugs
A stack of last week's mail to read
So where's the quiet time I need?
Yet when I steal a minute, Lord
Just at the sink or ironing board
To ask the blessings of your grace
I see then, in my small one's face
That you have blessed me
All the while
And I stop to kiss
That precious smile

Dear Lord
Dear Lord, it's such a hectic day
With little time to stop and pray
For life's been anything but calm
Since you called on me to be a mom

Running errands, matching socks
Building dreams with building blocks
Cooking, cleaning, and finding shoes
And other stuff that children lose
Fitting lids on bottled bugs
Wiping tears and giving hugs
A stack of last week's mail to read
So where's the quiet time I need?
 Yet when I steal a minute, Lord
Just at the sink or ironing board
To ask the blessings of your grace
I see then, in my small one's face

That you have blessed me
All the while
And I stop to kiss
That precious smile

Give your lovely mother a break. Recite to her the funny mother's day poems and make her chuckle. That is the best gift indeed!